liberating pictures since 2004

i refuse to believe a man with such stalwart "nerd" tendencies could either ob- or re-tain the love a of a woman or spawn viable offspring from his over-salinated, over-caffeinated, TacoBell-fed-ian semen.

And yes, I am speaking from bitter experience,
so what? so what?!!!

when i first started reading this, i thought the person was talking to the piece of candy. i got all the way to the 2nd bubble in the 2nd frame. i'm really fuckin stupid sometimes.

ObeseNinja - footage of the actual woman @ 4:00 and onward here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UksnFDgb8c

Wow.